Before the below picture was taken, a couple of outtakes maybe happened.
Guys, here is my grillfriend, she takes care of the grill. Now you can see why she is the best, because she looks like this!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: i've been dying to ask you this... how is it possible someone like you is single?? wait, are you single?
i dun think it's possible to not wanna date u if i met you in person. where's the line.. i wanna take a number.
Sorry Charlie, I am not single. I’ve got this girlfriend who is like the best piece of shit ever, like seriously the best. She is in a line of work where she has to be a little bit (a lot) more professional, so I try not to ruin her life by blogging about her a tonzo. Sorry Charlie.
Happy Memorial Day Earthlings!!!!
walktheconcourse asked: Dear Amandalyn.
It has come to my attention that you do not enjoy grape skittles. If you would be so kind to fax over any un-wanted grape skittles, it would be much appreciated.
Yours truly, Kyl.
i actually keep a mason jar of grape skittles at my desk. It is nowhere near full, but I would be more than happy to send it to you once it reaches the top.
A day at the races.
Every weekend I’ve spent with Kate and Julia’s parents I always leave the house wearing one of their hats.
YES. THIS. Go read the whole thing. (via maura)
jennifermorris asked: Why do people only ask you things anonymously? I think they really are afraid that you're a raging bitch.
People be puzziez. Jennifer Morris, not a puzzie.
Will got a new camera and asked if he could take some sexy photos of me as practice. Here is what I consider sexy.
Prints are available for $15 bones and 20% of proceeds go to the Make A Wish Foundation.
saw a teenage girl wearing a t-shirt that said “Do I LOOK like I CARE?” while crying uncontrollably into her cellphone. question answered.
Anonymous asked: SO are you married or are your you just "keeping it in the family"?
You see, people like me, well we can’t get married.
Christopher is one of my brothers. Some may say he’s my bro.
Anonymous asked: So I am about 98.7% sure that I was on the same flight as you a while back, but I didn't say hi or anything because I didn't want to be a Weird Internet Guy. Would it have been weird?
You totally should’ve! I promise I am not the raging bitch that I come off to be on the internet, IRL. JK, I am America’s Sweetheart on and off the ‘net. Shoot me an email so I can see if it was really me. It could’ve been love and you BLEW IT!
it’s the cartoon version of Egon Spengler.
after he got trampled by horses.
I wish I had the fic that goes along with this.
This is my favorite blog
Anonymous asked: what kind of toppings do you enjoy on a pizza bikini?
I prefer my pizza bikini with a side of babe.
