December 2007
S.O.S. texted from a cell phone.
Last year I resolved to lock lips with someone over 30 and someone under 20 and to start enjoy running. They both happened. I figured if I was going to be a creep I would have to know how to run away from people. This year I have about 17 dreams for the new year, but the two that I am most serious about are learning html well and doing a pull up. I would also like to make my bed more often...
wired calls our "internet commenter business... →
we’re right behind will ferrel’s “the landlord.” i can deal with that slot. — samreich
Pictures and autographs you get your face in all...
I got Radio Disney’d while in Connecticut and not to sound like a 6 year old girl and her mother, but has anyone else noticed that “Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana and “That Don’t Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain are pretty much the same song.
xmas text #17
stranger: this is the text of christmas passed.
me: if only i had a font choice, i'd be the text of christmas futura.
A little bit wrong is mostly right, I didn't mean...
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM ALERT: I can’t find my iPhone ear buds and I need to go to the gym. Anna-If you have seen them let me know.
(I know somethin that you don't know)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. link.of.the.year.
txt.call. 203.470.9555 aim.gchat. amandalynferri
Oh Topanga →
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I want you to know, that I'm happy for you. I wish...
Jeff Rubin and I did Alanis Morisette Karaoke at the IAC Christmas party. I think Josh said over 600 people RSVP’d and I hope they all got to hear our angelic voices.
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You're having the time of my life and I love you...
Remember the “Hello, my future girlfriend kid”? Well, here is his MySpace and it looks as though he may be more interested in a future boyfriend.
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20 going on 21. Try not to act so young. Where's...
I am sorta let down that I am not more embarrassed about my friendster profile that hasn’t been updated in 4 years.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think...
The santa by the mall I grew up going to has been sexually assulted.
Crash into me
Ricky found out that one of our co-workers is on a DMB message board. “I have over 100 CDRs filled with DMB SHNs from 1993-2000 that are looking for a new home. Looking for the cost of blanks and postage. Anyone interested? “
I was a raver without a rave - ketch wehr.
You've got the beach boys, your firm's got the...
Tday is the first birthday of lipdubbing. Jakob has a complete history of the concept he coined a year ago today.
Matt Rubin: This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
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Come home with me you'll only have to do it once,...
I am not sure why I got this email. I cut it down significantly, but it was mass email asking if I would be interested in having holiday themed sex at a food drive on camera for a queer network. About the party: Straponathon Ho Ho Ho! Put on your sexiest holiday outfit and bring out your naughty toys for the hottest holiday party you’ll attend! All queer or queer curious women are...
All around the long island sound yr scratchy voice...
I am having one of the best nights of the past year.
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Notes in his pocket, rumors in the mill.
Spare me your sympathy I did it to myself
CollegeHumor’s hardly working series has gotten disgustingly good over the last month of so.
We talked so much, I think we filled this ashtray...
Heather’s mom has recently started writing her e-mails from her rabbit, Silke while she was babysitting her this past week. Backgrounder: Heather recently got a new bunny name Cowboy. ————— Forwarded message ————— From: honeybunny Date: Dec 7, 2007 9:53 PM Subject: SRSLY To: Heather Sherman K, I HERD BOUT TEH BOI BUNNEH. ...
WatchA year ago Ricky beat me a hundo bones that I couldn’t wear an Elf Costume everday to work for a month. I won. Ricky lost.
Sorry I am late I was out spoiling my liver.
“So I just got called ‘dude’ in an email from a guy that I was potentially interested in. I’m assuming that means he wants to be friends.” - Sarah Schneider It looks as though getting dude’d is a trend that is sweeping the ladies of CV. This week I also got dude’d from a girl that I went on a few dates with. A little FYI don’t ever call a girl dude if you want...
Brilliant thought of the day
WTF is FTW backwards.