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I am mostly thankful for this sweater I found yesterday not because it looks like an Anamanaguchi video, but because the brand name is Serious Affairs. I will now only wear it to Serious Affairs - can’t wait to get married!

I feel like a good 25-50 percent of Anna’s list I can also get behind especially the part about her mother. So in addition to this sweater and Anna Tendler here are some somethings I am thankful for.

1-Not living with Stuffed Mushroom anymore(sorry Ivy, I love you not yr cat)

2-That people need jokes on shirts/bustedtees/all of cv.

3-The Jemina Pearl record and Brian for getting me into her shows.

4-Greek, the t.v. show

5-My stupid family that like loves me and shit.

6-Diana’s landlord allowing her to break her lease to move in with me. It is pretty much an 8th grade fantasy that became IRL.

7-Stevie Nicks’ cocaine enema and others who do things that I find entertaining.

8-Andrew Pile not being the mayor of the Levee

9-Being fortunate enough to leave the city at least once a month.

10-The ability to call a phone number and within in 30 minutes there is a pizza at my door having never left my couch. Think about it guys, this is pretty amazing.

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Found an autographed photo of Christina Ricci in Rachel Browne’s high school bedroom.

Found an autographed photo of Christina Ricci in Rachel Browne’s high school bedroom.

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Salvation army spottings: snorg 1 BustedTees 0

Salvation army spottings: snorg 1 BustedTees 0

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GPYOW + Budz.
A picture from the garlic festival where Vinny, Hanna, Joe and I spent at least $15 each on pickles. The next morning I woke up to discover we had no food just pickles, eggnog, and whiskey which makes a surprisingly great breakfast.

GPYOW + Budz.

A picture from the garlic festival where Vinny, Hanna, Joe and I spent at least $15 each on pickles. The next morning I woke up to discover we had no food just pickles, eggnog, and whiskey which makes a surprisingly great breakfast.

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bustedtees:

So we took out the green babe in the bikini with a machine gun, but whatevs, BUY BUY BUY!!!

So we took out the green babe in the bikini with a machine gun, but whatevs, BUY BUY BUY!!!

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Let’s Talk About Sext

New parody song I wrote. The idea came from the very talented Amandalyn Ferri. The video looks great, too, so well done to Josh Ruben, Ben Joseph and Vinny P.

Also, you can catch a cameo by my motorcycle, which is currently sitting in a garage waiting for some TLC.

Digg it if you dig it.

This is my first CollegeHumor writing credit and possibly the last since it will probably take another 3+ years to come up with another idea. Streeter did a great job filling out the vague ideas that I pitched to him.

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Finally took 30 seconds and created my flavors.me page. It seriously only took me 30 second to put this together. Great job guys on creating the easiest personal page wonder machine ever.

Finally took 30 seconds and created my flavors.me page. It seriously only took me 30 second to put this together. Great job guys on creating the easiest personal page wonder machine ever.

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ATTN EVERYONE KAZAAM IS ON NETFLIX INSTANT!!!!!

you’re welcome.

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Track 1 - Toby Goodshank

This insanly catchy song references ballsacks filled with pulled pork and finger-blasting a butthole in a Merrit Parkway bathroom stall. The first time I heard this song my Father and I went to go see Toby play making these lyrics pretty uncomfortable for the both of us to sit through. This album has since become a staple of my father’s car causing a once awkward 3:33 minutes to turn into the weirdest song to trigger a memory of anyone let alone my father.

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A few things about Twilight New Moon

1. It was worse than I ever could’ve imagined

2. Edward and Bella are in an abusive relationship, right?

3. None of the actors are taking it seriously

4. Everyone gets a look on their face like they’re about to vomit every time they talk. I think they’re trying to express emotion, but it looks like they’re going to vomit.

5. Can’t wait to see Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“ No booze! No sex! No drugs!… No way! Tagline to Sister Act.

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Ladies and Gentlemen Caitlin Oppermann has come out of the closet as a heterosexual. COMING OUT PARTIES!

Ladies and Gentlemen Caitlin Oppermann has come out of the closet as a heterosexual. COMING OUT PARTIES!

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american music - violent femmes

I’ve hit my annual phase where I listen to this on repeat until I don’t want to hear it anymore.

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SADDEST ORDER EVER!

SADDEST ORDER EVER!

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kevindavidcrowe:

I have some new prints for sale at kevindavidcrowe.com/store
$15.00
7” x 9.5”
Printed on pretty thick canvas paper

kevindavidcrowe:

I have some new prints for sale at kevindavidcrowe.com/store

$15.00

7” x 9.5”

Printed on pretty thick canvas paper

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