I have some pretty cool friends. They write haikus about Degrassi.
Sick To Death - The Alternate Universe Beatles
Dude claims he time traveled to a universe where The Beatles never broke up. It is a pretty long article so here are the bullet points.
1-Dude stops so his dog can use the bathroom in the desert. He chases after him, trips and gets knocked out.
2-Dude wakes up in a weird house belonging to a Greasy Dude who says he is only 20 feet from where he fell. Dude is confused because he was in the desert and there were no houses in sight.
3- Greasy Dude tells Dude that he is a time travler and helped him because he was badly hurt.
4 - Greasy Dude and Dude talk about this alternate world that he is currently in and they mention music. There are no CDs in this world only Cassette tapes. Dude notices some Beatles mix tapes with new songs. They listen to them and his mind is blown.
5-Dude steals the mix tape and travels back to our universe.
6-Dude posts the songs from the tape online.
7-Everyone thinks Dude is bonkers.
I am not a huge Beatles’ fan, but from what I can tell a few of these are just really well done mashups consisting of solo records + extras (the sound is way to good to be dubbed from cassette). In the FAQs he addresses the mashup issue saying, “The only conclusion I can come up with is even though in the alternate universe The Beatles hadn’t broken up, that didn’t mean their future music ideas disapeared.”
Thurston Moore on signing Be Your Own Pet
NYTimes - A Night Out With Jemina Pearl
I am having a really hard time understanding while more people aren’t J.O.ing to this album. She sings about cheeseburgers, smoking, cocaine, pizza, L.E.S., being slutty, beer, and partying hard. The last time I checked 8 out of the those 9 were still cool - sorry, cocaine you’re not that chill.
It’s on and Dunlap is going down. You might want to change your nickname from Funlap to DONElap.
ok that was terrible
i’ll see you when we’re both not so emotional - american footbal
This says Amanda Ferri ALL OVER IT.
bitch please my collection is at least 8 times the size of this.
I think I have a straight up crush on the crypt keeper. His puns are like if you put the worst bustedtee ideas that will never get made into a television show hosted by a hunk.
