Mwah!
I just realized this kid is going to school without any shoes on. the fuq
I just UNfollowed Beyonce
DEAL WITH IT.
I read Paris Hilton’s Tumblr so you wouldn’t have to
Things Paris Hilton loves according to her Tumblr
- Her pics from her Vanity Fair cover shoot
- @itstroyjensen
- Spending time with such precious angels (kids)
- Making someone smile & bringing happiness to their life
- Her fragrance ad campaigns
- A present from a fan named Cesar
- Colombian press
- Her @ParisHilton eyelash line
- the color pink
- Her beautiful babies Marilyn Monroe & Harajuku Bitch
- Chilling on a lawn on a blanke with her babies
- Watching @DannyAvila perform
- Coachella/her life
- The Camilla dresses she got from her aunt (they are perfect to wear to music festivals)
- Her Coachella jewels and accessories
- All the beautiful flower halo’s & cute accessories
- The view from her bedroom
Things Tinkerbell loves according to Paris Hilton’s Tumblr
- To travel
My high school was called Hand High. Last night I got this email from who I assume is the current valedictorian.
Go back upstairs and rethink your outfit. You look like Shaft.
These two won everything last night.
In high school the kids who played magic the gathering sat by the only vending machine that had sour skittles and they would always make fun of me in my cheerleading uniform
Annie Werner, an excerpt from her autobiography, Hard Life of A Pom Pom
Source: dapperdean
When was the last time you did something LOUD and PROUD?
Source: Spotify
- Me: I wanna fall in love with a pizza
- Max: You can't fall in love with a pizza
- Alexis: YES YOU CAN
FUCK YOU
this is my life. most accurate descript ever. ever.






