The levee got a new game!!! I will get back my mayorship in no time with this here

As a fan every few months I check progress on the Andrew W.K. conspiracy theories to see if anything new has come forward.   Yesterday in my post party ‘til I puked state I stumbled upon this video where Andrew W.K. straight up admits to not being the original A.W.K. and the brainstorm of some suits.   I feel like I should be disappointed, but the amount of amazing stories I’ve heard about this dude out weighs any bummer time I feel.  Here are a list of my favs

1.  In 2002 I bought my brother, Robbie tickets to see him at Irving Plaza for his 12th Birthday.  Here is a picture from that night where he put my chubby at the time brother on his shoulders and danced around stage making all his dreams come true.

2. While in college a kid I used to bro-down with spent the last of his money attending an Andrew W.K. show.  He asked Andrew for an autograph, but the only piece of paper he had was a past due bill notifying him that is phone would be shut off if it wasn’t paid.   Once Andrew saw this he went into his bus and wrote the kid a check to pay his phone bill.

3. If you ever signed up for his mailing list he will call you to wish you a happy birthday or just say what’s up

4. I’ve also heard a number of stories where he would go back to kid’s dorms and party with them.

5.His twitter party tips are great

If these are the type of things corporations want to trick me into thinking are real then I bring on the trickery.  The only negative thing I have to say about the dude is I have never had a great time at  Santos Party House.

1-Non-profits mostly to argue something with no backing argument

2-Loving people, it’s cool if you want to love me I am just not giving that shit back especially to my family and friends.

3-Extra cheese on pizza. Who eats this besides Kevin McCallister?

4-That The Notorious B.I.G. ever really ate sardines for dinner.   There are so many better tasting cheap foods he would’ve chomped on.

5-Hate (just kidding)

Last year’s version of this was an arguement against cereal being a fake out club breakfast.  There is cereal is in our new office which I’ve been eating for breakfast, but I still don’t want to back down, I just consume with a frown.  It’s only one step above oatmeal in the battle of grossiest foods to eat in the morning.

Does anyone else play high school superstar on the iPhone? Is it possible to lose a fight or a smack talkin sesh?

Sad news alert my favorite actress, Zelda Rubinstein is gonna die soon.

Here she is urging the gays to use condoms in the ’80s.

The door of resolutions.

Walking home from the gym I stopped by the liquor store, a few blocks later I stopped by another liquor store (I realized pretty quickly that my life would suck without a bottle of Jagermeister).  I have no knowledge on how to drink it besides doing beer/shot combos at The Levee.   Most of the recipes I’ve seen make me feel like I won’t make it to 2010, Assisted Suicide (Everclear, Jagermeister, Jolt Cola) or make me ill by the name, Dirty Butthole.  Don’t get me wrong, I am not pussy and I will drink it like the Pope drinks milk.

caro:

youngmanhattanite:

Dismemberment Plan - “Ice of Boston”

Too obvious? The aging indie rocker’s Auld Lang Syne? I think I can get away with it by classifying under the “Educating Katie” series. Anyway, it was customary for the audience to join the band on stage for this one. Go and do likewise.

Autoreblog.

I meant to include this in my Skins post the other day but here is Cassie going into Nick Gray’s building.  I think Cassie and Nick could be good buddies.

bustedtees:

Christmas came a little later this year when I found 10 count ‘em 10! Goodbye-a Sanjayas while doing inventory.  Don’t remember the pop culture gem that was Sanjaya Malakar?  You’re loss! Email amanda@bustedtees.com if you would like this forgotten treasure in a woman’s large.

This is really a once in a lifetime oppurtunity.  Weeeeeee look at how much fun Erica is having modeling this shirt.

Aw shit dawgs!  Who wants to go see some ex-christian rocker with me?  If no one volunteers I am going to pull the birthday card guilting you into this. If that doesn’t work I will go alone and then you will feel bad that I am seeing David Bazan alone, because LBR nothing is sadder.

I created a pizza tonight called Hana and Amanda Go to Hollywood it had rosemary red potatoes, fresh basil, caramelized onions, mozzarella, and ricotta.  It will be repeated as frequently as possible before spending Summer 2010 at Curves (fat camp for women).

Also the movie Nine that is in theaters right now is not the same movie as the animated movie with Elijah Wood and Crispin Glover.

Ugh, I’ve been trying to make a Nine vs. 9 vs. District 9 joke all night and can’t  get it together probably because I started before seeing any of these movies.