amandalynferri

Internet, I am asking you for a lot of favors today, but this one is super important. I am looking to be put in contact with someone who does casting for Investigation Discovery because I would like to audition for one of their shows (doesn’t matter which one). If Make A Wish Foundation came knocking my ultimate wish would be the lead on a segment of Deadly Women or Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? and not die from cancer so I can blog about my experience on the show and to still be alive, or whatever.

Sure, I am not an actor and my experience is limited to a few lines here and there in a some videos on CollegeHumor. I am not confidant that I can act, but I am confident I can at least do that intense eye stare that is required for every episode of Deadly Women and be at least as good as the worst actress on these shows.

***Just in case a casting director from ID sees this here are my selling points to bring me in for an audition.***

Why You Should Cast Me For A Role on Any Investigation Discovery Show by Amandalyn Ferri

-I will do it for free

-I will pay for my own travel and other accommodations. I’ve watched all of you shows so I know you don’t have much of a budget. Hell, I’ll even pack my own snacks so I don’t worry about craft service. 

-I am not ugly (here is my headshot if you need a reference on my looks)

-I am over 18 and can work legally in the U.S.A. but will travel to Vancouver or Toronto or wherever you can get your studio space on the cheap

-I’ve been called Americas’s Sweetheart but could TOTALLY do much darker shit like a goth teen (I can prob play down to 16 with the right makeup artist)

-I have a good memory which will come in handy for memorizing my 6 to 7 lines

-I come with no drama, no entourage and some positive vibes

-My stage name is Mondi Breeze

I can be reached at amandalynferri@gmail.com

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14. alexpatrick said: You should be on deadliest catch, not that you look anything like a fish, I just think it would be an interesting twist.
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17. wadsworthless said: I was on Deadly Women a little more than a year ago, not as an actor but as a source. I can dig up the producer’s number … I’m sure it’s still in my inbox.
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