A Beautifully written response to the previous email
Thanks so much for your feedback and input. We really appreciate it.
However, we don’t think pro-gay shirts are offensive or R-Rated,
because we are pro-gay. In fact, most of us are actually just gay. We
are all gay and having lots of gay sex. We’re glad you think 90% of
our shirts are funny. We think its more like 75%, so we really
appreciate the compliment. We also don’t care about
traditional-value-sort communities or rural Americans. 97.1% of our
shirts sell to people who live in blue states, big cities, and
non-incest lovers.
Once again, we really appreciate your business and your input. Thanks
for your email!
