Ryan Brown and I got our first psychic together (like first in general, not just together) tonight. Things I learned: I will have knee problems, I hesitate, and I am also psychic (but I can turn it off), Ryan, is good with kids, should teach, and is a “gentle sole”. I wish I was kidding about the gentle sole part but that is a direct quote. Overall Psychic Hank did a great job, but he also asked if I had a girlfriend or boyfriend, and when I said no he told me that I deserved to be love because I am a loving person, which I feel like the easiest invite to a bullshit party.
