BOOK DEAL WANTED. I HAVE THREE AMAZING FICTION IDEAS AND ONE BIO ALL BASED ON DARK NIGHT PUNS!

  • The Dark Night Smizes, an evil fashion model hypmotizes the world with her smizing in order to sell more beauty products 
  • The Dark Kite Rises, a tell all about the kite mythicized in the invention of electricity
  • The Dark Fight Rises, a biography about Muhammad Ali vs. George Foreman upset of 1974
  • The Chalk Knight Rises, a kid draws an evil knight with sidewalk chalk only to his surprise is comes alive when acid rain tries to wash it away. 
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    Effing BRILLIANT! I would read all of these.
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  6. frictionlesssuperfeet said: The last one is actually already a Goosebumps book. An unsupervised youth draws a knight with sidewalk chalk, only to learn that it has th power to come alive and make fun of him for being loser who is 11 years old and still plays with sidewalk chalk
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