Bro first off are you for real? I dont even know if I should take your message seriously. Have I jacked off with an apple? WTF does that even mean? I’m not into that homo stuff but I dont judge. If you want to stick things up your ass thats your business but I still feel like it would hurt really fucking bad and thats why I think its a terrible idea.
Chet Haze on Reddit :( (via interweber)
