You could just keep saying words, and it will actually just scare the girl. And she’ll say, “This boy’s weird!”

How is this real life?

  1. fallonvenable reblogged this from memegan and added:
    "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil. And all they do is pretty much always worry about their looks; how...
  2. childhooddaydream reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    Boys take notes. He will get all of the girls.
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  8. greetingsfromkalamazoo reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    He recommends regular girls.
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  10. mattsmithswilly reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    This is the cutest thing i have ever seen, Little Ladies Man…. :D
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  14. miaslam reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    ..the worst part is that he probably has had more action than I have.
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    "The best choice is a regular girl." So, if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your...
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  21. kachiee reblogged this from ryanhatesthis and added:
    I’m getting his book…I’m hoping it applies to boys.
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  23. thatinexhaustiblecharm reblogged this from queenjouds and added:
    "If she says hi back, you’re off to a good start. If she doesn’t say hi back, you’re in trouble."
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  25. batmanderz reblogged this from ryanhatesthis and added:
    "they go up and down like the stock market" YOU ARE ABOUT SIX YEARS OLD SIR
  26. wake-with-the-birds reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    If she says “hi” back, then you’re off to a good start
  27. noahsapperstein reblogged this from cthuloops and added:
    um ok kid
  28. cthuloops reblogged this from memegan and added:
    At first I thought “Hey, this kid has a good view on relationships at a young age…” maybe even a good world view…. And...