This is my new roommate Doug.
Facts about Doug:
1-He is a CollegeHumor intern
2-He is from Connecticut and goes to the University of Hartford where he is majoring in English
3-His family just got digital cable this week
4-He may or may not have pink eye
5-Earlier today he thought he lost his wallet, but it was just in the pants he wore yesterday.
6-P!nk is his ex-gf