Today at lunch
Background: Julia and I are both wearing our SILF shirts for the CV softball game tonight.
Woman at counter: What does your shirt stand for?
Me: Oh uh…it’s uhhh. It’s actually..um. *look at Julia for help*
Julia: It’s stands for Sandwich I’d Like to…Finish.
Me: Yeah. *leaving/backing away* But the “F” doesn’t stand for “Finish”.
Caitlin and Julia are much more polite than I will ever be. Last year someone asked me this same question as a bunch of us were walking through the park I responded politely with, “Sandwich I’d Like to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK.”