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neighborhoodr-williamsburg: Williamsburg Bagel Store Owner: I’m Priced Out for Starbucks - Gothamist Looks like someone isn’t Bedford Ave’s REAL FUCKING BAGEL MAN anymore.   I know I complain at least once a month on this blog about how much I hate this joint, but more importantly I am lazy and this means I have to walk 3 extra blocks to Bagel Smith which means I may run into Pile and Kate (UGHHHH HATE THEM). I sorta feel like this is the karma that the Bagel Store woman  (you know the one who licks her fingers before giving you your change) deserves for putting a hex on me last Summer which started the decline of my last relationship. ARCH ENEMY: It’s a beautiful day outside today ME: Yeah, it’s great out ARCH ENEMY: Just kidding ME: Excuse me ARCH ENEMY: Have a good day It was a beautiful day out and we had nothing but outdoorsy plans, but the second we left the store to start our Saturday everything went wrong.  They gave me regular cream cheese instead of tofu cream cheese (i know!), we got lost in New Jersey, I had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a bus dude was a meanie, and I realized that if I wanted to continue the relationship I would have to plan every date.

neighborhoodr-williamsburg:

Williamsburg Bagel Store Owner: I’m Priced Out for Starbucks - Gothamist

Looks like someone isn’t Bedford Ave’s REAL FUCKING BAGEL MAN anymore.   I know I complain at least once a month on this blog about how much I hate this joint, but more importantly I am lazy and this means I have to walk 3 extra blocks to Bagel Smith which means I may run into Pile and Kate (UGHHHH HATE THEM).

I sorta feel like this is the karma that the Bagel Store woman  (you know the one who licks her fingers before giving you your change) deserves for putting a hex on me last Summer which started the decline of my last relationship.

ARCH ENEMY: It’s a beautiful day outside today

ME: Yeah, it’s great out

ARCH ENEMY: Just kidding

ME: Excuse me

ARCH ENEMY: Have a good day

It was a beautiful day out and we had nothing but outdoorsy plans, but the second we left the store to start our Saturday everything went wrong.  They gave me regular cream cheese instead of tofu cream cheese (i know!), we got lost in New Jersey, I had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a bus dude was a meanie, and I realized that if I wanted to continue the relationship I would have to plan every date.

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  3. 60gritbeard reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    Seriously fuck Bagel Store - Bagelsmith or bust
  4. nurble reblogged this from amandalynferri and added:
    Bagelsmith is not without its problems, but I happily walk the extra couple of blocks because 1) the food is better, 2)...
  5. superdoofus-stratodrive reblogged this from lumber and added:
    tee hee! if starbucks does in fact take the spot, you can expect a somewhat tamer replay of the christodora “die yuppe...
  6. amandalynferri reblogged this from neighborhoodr-williamsburg and added:
    Looks like someone isn’t Bedford Ave’s REAL FUCKING BAGEL MAN anymore. I know I complain at least once a month on this...
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  8. nickdouglas reblogged this from neighborhoodr-williamsburg and added:
    Well fuck. my. ass. Looks like...moving to Manhattan just in time.
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