America's Sweetheart with a strong interest in jokes, hanging hard (and soft) and not giving a fuck. I do Community Outreach at tumblr.

This blog is co-published by Katherine Barna
streeter: cockenblog: Genuinely excited that my bud Streeter is FINALLY listed as a notable alumnae of our Alma Mater, Fordham University. And he’s listed before Amanda Seyfried. He is living my dream. FYI, other fun Fordham Alumnae include: Susan Lucci  Lana Del Rey (had a different face, was still moody) Denzel Washington Vince Lombardi Donald Trump (Attended, but never graduated. He once offered to donate a building, but Fordham declined because who wants a Trump building on campus?) Alan Alda Fox News idiot Greg Kelly Dylan McDermott Now we know where the floor for ‘notable’ is!  Remember when some 16 year old twat deleted Streeter’s wikipedia page 5 years ago because he wasn’t “famous” enough? I BET HE IS REGRETTING THAT DECISION NOW.

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cockenblog:

Genuinely excited that my bud Streeter is FINALLY listed as a notable alumnae of our Alma Mater, Fordham University. And he’s listed before Amanda Seyfried. He is living my dream.

FYI, other fun Fordham Alumnae include:

  • Susan Lucci 
  • Lana Del Rey (had a different face, was still moody)
  • Denzel Washington
  • Vince Lombardi
  • Donald Trump (Attended, but never graduated. He once offered to donate a building, but Fordham declined because who wants a Trump building on campus?)
  • Alan Alda
  • Fox News idiot Greg Kelly
  • Dylan McDermott

Now we know where the floor for ‘notable’ is! 

Remember when some 16 year old twat deleted Streeter’s wikipedia page 5 years ago because he wasn’t “famous” enough? I BET HE IS REGRETTING THAT DECISION NOW.

Cleaning out my BustedTees’ computer and came across this video I have no recollection making. I can only assume I once thought about doing a video blog where I reviewed candy? also, what’s wrong with me.

EDIT - There are four different versions of this video. OOOF!