"Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck!"

Amanda’s (5-word) Webby speech :)

(Fuck yeah, btw!)

If you ever need a speech writer please email me at amandalynferri@gmail.com. I am very poetic and impactful 

(Source: david)

Dan just sent me this video from when we were idiot babies. 

I had fun in LA.

cockenblog:

Hanging out with Sarah, Amanda, and the World’s Most Handsy Santa

Adult Women!

Guts filled with Papa Johns killing it at this meeting from the floor

"she’s probably rapidly losing her looks as we speak. few women look good over 33. Most women peak in looks around 27. She’ll find out the hard way like most indoctrinated young women, wake up one day lonely bitter and ugly."

A beautiful quote a stranger on the internet sent me that another stranger wrote about me on the internet. THANK YOU! 

AMERICA YOU ARE SOOO WELCOME! I’VE DEDICATED MY BLOG HEADER TO YOU LADY LIBERTY! FREEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMM.

I can’t find my Mondi Breeze costume. 

CH Buddies - If you come across this at the office please let me know.

caitlinoppermann:

Amanda breaking down the latest deets of our favorite/least favorite show

Loving the pro football player who tries to get her match.com gf to move on the third date pre-sex. Also she thought she and gf had sex but they didn’t she just didn’t know what lesbian sex was. Lol.

(Source: caitoppermann)

A picture from when Will and I were babies and wore collars and sweaters.  We still have slices of pizza for tongues.

youzlookinfine:

Amanda came out looking like Brad Renfro’s (living) understudy. Decided this jam was going straight to my trapper-keeper.

Ugh sometimes I look like this :/

just sayin’ ‘sup to my babies on the ‘net!

Here is the first company photo I participated in a few months after getting hired in the late summer of ‘06.  My first job at CV was being the assistant to Josh and Ricky which I found out about on Craigslist (can you imagine?).  After charming the pants off of Sarah and Streeter (who I think was wearing sweat pants) I know I was on to do great things.  Working at this cool small website I had such daunting and exciting tasks like occasional answering a phone, once picking up a shirt for Josh, and taking photos of topless girls off the internet.  This skill set clearly impressed everyone and I got moved over to BustedTees within a month and have been there ever since.  

For years BustedTees was a company of 3 and have since grown to a team of 7 retards and a beautiful princess.  Starting tomorrow Josh is taking BustedTees and getting the fuck away from the mother ship where we will run independently in our own space.   This is very cool, but also a little sad since for almost five years I have spent every day with my best bros.  Starting tomorrow I will no longer be friends with anyone who works at CollegeHumor.  Friendship dies once you leave the work place. 

Special thanks to Sarah and Streeter for liking me enough to have me interview with Josh.  A very special thanks to Cho for once telling me I got the job because I was the best looking.

kevindavidcrowe:

Muh Girls.

via Tumblr Internet Weekend Party

Funny, that was the exact caption I was going to write.

youzlookinfine:

Family Portrait.

I really need to stop wearing a backpack everywhere.  Every time I see a photo of myself I can’t help but notice that I look like I have a broken collar bone.