Here is the first company photo I participated in a few months after getting hired in the late summer of ‘06.  My first job at CV was being the assistant to Josh and Ricky which I found out about on Craigslist (can you imagine?).  After charming the pants off of Sarah and Streeter (who I think was wearing sweat pants) I know I was on to do great things.  Working at this cool small website I had such daunting and exciting tasks like occasional answering a phone, once picking up a shirt for Josh, and taking photos of topless girls off the internet.  This skill set clearly impressed everyone and I got moved over to BustedTees within a month and have been there ever since.  
For years BustedTees was a company of 3 and have since grown to a team of 7 retards and a beautiful princess.  Starting tomorrow Josh is taking BustedTees and getting the fuck away from the mother ship where we will run independently in our own space.   This is very cool, but also a little sad since for almost five years I have spent every day with my best bros.  Starting tomorrow I will no longer be friends with anyone who works at CollegeHumor.  Friendship dies once you leave the work place. 

Special thanks to Sarah and Streeter for liking me enough to have me interview with Josh.  A very special thanks to Cho for once telling me I got the job because I was the best looking.

Here is the first company photo I participated in a few months after getting hired in the late summer of ‘06.  My first job at CV was being the assistant to Josh and Ricky which I found out about on Craigslist (can you imagine?).  After charming the pants off of Sarah and Streeter (who I think was wearing sweat pants) I know I was on to do great things.  Working at this cool small website I had such daunting and exciting tasks like occasional answering a phone, once picking up a shirt for Josh, and taking photos of topless girls off the internet.  This skill set clearly impressed everyone and I got moved over to BustedTees within a month and have been there ever since.  

For years BustedTees was a company of 3 and have since grown to a team of 7 retards and a beautiful princess.  Starting tomorrow Josh is taking BustedTees and getting the fuck away from the mother ship where we will run independently in our own space.   This is very cool, but also a little sad since for almost five years I have spent every day with my best bros.  Starting tomorrow I will no longer be friends with anyone who works at CollegeHumor.  Friendship dies once you leave the work place. 

Special thanks to Sarah and Streeter for liking me enough to have me interview with Josh.  A very special thanks to Cho for once telling me I got the job because I was the best looking.

youzlookinfine:

Also this was THE FIRST thing I thought of when I heard about this blog:
http://borngaybornthisway.blogspot.com/
(On the back, no joke, it says she wants to grow up to be Ricky Henderson.)

It hurts every time someone (dave) tells me I look like an IRL Chucky Doll.  I can’t really deny it in this photo or any other photo taken before 1999,

Also, check out my sweet neck roll. DAMN.

youzlookinfine:

Also this was THE FIRST thing I thought of when I heard about this blog:

http://borngaybornthisway.blogspot.com/

(On the back, no joke, it says she wants to grow up to be Ricky Henderson.)

It hurts every time someone (dave) tells me I look like an IRL Chucky Doll.  I can’t really deny it in this photo or any other photo taken before 1999,

Also, check out my sweet neck roll. DAMN.

Come Work for BustedTees!

YO INTERNET!  BustedTees is looking for a developer.  You know the deal, we make funny t-shirts, hang hard (and soft), and are totally pumped on work each day.   We are looking for someone who wants to make fun and cool stuff!

PHP / MySQL Developer – BustedTees.com

BustedTees, the webs leading e-commerce site for comedy is seeking an ambitious, well-rounded PHP engineer.  We’re a small, fun-loving team dedicated to bringing the best funny T-Shirts and cool stuff to the Internet. You’ll work with our sales, marketing, and design teams to build internal tools and new user features. Our goal at BustedTees is to make people laugh which means working here is pretty much awesome! The founders of CollegeHumor started BustedTees in 2004 and we’re still working with them to put out hilarious products every week. We’re located in downtown Manhattan, are growing rapidly and are actually profitable! Yes, I said profitable.
 
See what it’s like to work with us: http://vimeo.com/173714


Responsibilities:
·     Implement and iterate on new and existing features
·     Get your hands dirty playing with framework level code
·      Profile and optimize code and queries for performance
·     Contribute to product design and implementation discussions.
·     Help determine product roadmaps and think through front-end facing features.
·     Give us funny t-shirt ideas any time you want!
 
Desired Skills:
·     Fluency in PHP 5, MySQL and the LAMP stack
·     Strong understanding of Object Oriented Programming
·     Expertise with MVC methodologies * Caching / Scaling (Memcached, APC, etc.)
·     Thorough understanding of HTML, Javascript, CSS and XML
·     A preoccupation with staying on top of industry trends and technologies
Bonus Points:
·     E-commerce, credit card authorization, and billing feature experience
·     Linux or Solaris experience
·     jQuery or Prototype
·      Experience building scalable frameworks
·     Experience building user interfaces.
·     2-5 years of development experience and a college degree.

·     You know a lot about pop culture (especially video games)


 
This is an on site, full time position at our office in New York City. We offer competitive salary and full benefits package. Please email your resume and code samples to jobs@bustedtees.com w/the subject line Tumblr. Please no recruiters or development shops.