"In 1991, Plato ended up in Las Vegas with no work. She took a job at a dry-cleaning store to support herself. On February 28, she entered a video store, produced a gun, and demanded the money from the register. The clerk called 911 saying, “I’ve just been robbed by the girl who played Kimberly on Diff’rent Strokes”. Fifteen minutes after the robbery, Plato returned to the scene and was immediately arrested. The gun was only a pellet gun and the robbery netted Plato $164.[16] Las Vegas entertainer Wayne Newton posted her $13,000 bail"

Dana Plato

Here’s hoping no one is having a very Dana Plato style day.

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At 2 a.m. Sunday, police were called to the Lowes Vanderbilt Hotel when a guest identified as White allegedly pulled a fire alarm, forcing the evacuation of the hotel, and destroyed a hotel phone.

When he tried to leave in a taxi, a hotel guest told the driver that police were en route and White allegedly kicked the guest and ran. The guest gave chase and, when White turned around, the two collided. White fell and struck his head on a fence. White appeared intoxicated and refused to sign misdemeanor citations, Nashville police said.

Shaun White Arrested for vandalism, public intoxication.

GOD BLESS!

KICKED THE GUEST AND RAN!!!!

-saturdaynightlive:

collegehumor:

Balls! The Music Video

SNL’s Abby Elliott and Sarah Schneider hit you where it hurts.

Girrrrrl! You murdered it!

So weird. keep up the good work.

(Source: College Humor, via amyohconnor)

sarahschneider:

collegehumor:

Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

I wrote this! But Ashley Benson, Rosa Salazar and Milana Vayntrub made it great. Plus Matt Pollock. And David Kerns. And Jake. Fuck it, I love everyone involved.

Wow, this is awesome. 

(Source: College Humor)