Come home with me you’ll only have to do it once, ‘cause I know what it feels like to be your age

I am not sure why I got this email.  I cut it down significantly, but it was mass email asking if I would be interested in having holiday themed sex at a food drive on camera for a queer network.  

Straponathon Ho Ho Ho!

Put on your sexiest holiday outfit and bring out your naughty toys for the hottest holiday party you’ll attend! All queer or queer curious women are welcome to attend, as are transfolk of course.

This is a supportive, safe, no-pressure environment. Come to play, watch, touch or be touched… And remember, voyeurism is participation. But watch out, we might make you lube and toy caddy.   :-)

In true holiday telethon tradition, I ask you to bring an item of canned food or a few dollars to donate to a local women’s group.  Please also bring whatever food and drink you’ll want to consume.